原文 : http://www.no-god.com/article/top10.html   翻译: 抽刀断水

中文版本:

10. 如果你不饮啤酒,没有人会杀你。
9. 啤酒不会教你如何做爱。
8. 啤酒从未引发过一场大战争。
7. 他们不会强迫思想未成熟的小孩去饮啤酒。
6. 当你有啤酒,你不会去叩他人的门把它送走。
5. 没有人因为他啤酒的牌子而被烧死、吊死、或折磨而死。
4. 你不须为第二支啤酒再等超过二千年。
3. 啤酒的标签有法例规定不得作假。
2. 你可证明你有啤酒。
1. 如果你奉献一生给啤酒,有团体会助你戒除它。

English version :

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10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.

4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.

3. There are laws saying that beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a beer.

1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.